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okay so, i killed, rory k night, or mario tomato, or whatever the fuck, i dont know he was repeating his name like a pokemon but i forgot

and i made. NO, statue, nothing, nada, how will Carny even see our friendship anymore... that hole fucking stinks! you know, i bet all those other club 22 people did their statue already, why don't i just, STEAL it, oh, OHHHH. no but thats lame, that just shows like your being lame becasue you can't think about any idea to end this off, but, uhm, this isn't the end, i think it isn't, haha im breaking the fourth wall i think that should get -2 points for no contiunation in the story

HAEH?

usagi, not rn

nah dude, ik you be itchin' to get into that hole but i was tryna protect you from rory k night bro like smh 😭😭😭😭 ong i made you a statue for you cause i know how much this means to you, and even if you started shooting me with a unlicensed gun, i still value your courage and bravery for it.

wow, usagi, i never— thought you would like, do that for me... holy shit— thanks...

its right over here...

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!



uhm i don't see it lol

maybe its like so big u put it far away or something

uhm so where is it!




this is not a fucking bone statue

you just painted a statue of you being white


no it makes bone noises dude like do you not like it i litearlly made it for you to give it to someone else

bro...


bro js give it to CARNY

fine...








so there you go Carny, here is the statue I made for you since we are best buddies and friends and stuff lol, totally i made it myself haha

CARNY: DUDE, WE AREN'T FRIENDS

CARNY: I HAVE NEVER MET YOU IN MY LIFE UNTIL LIKE, A FEW HOURS AGO OR SOMETHING

oh... OH... your name is.. CARNY, not.. Carny, ohhh that makes soooooo much sense! heres my statue either way!

CARNY: OKAY. THANKS?



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unerfed hardmode


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