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make sure the music auto plays, if it doesn't u gotta do it manually sorry... :(

sure carny buddy, as you know! we've known eachother for about 52987 years! Good grief! new mission sequence activation: Initating unlock sequence.

CARNY: PLEASE DON'T DESTROY, TOUCH, EAT, OR FIGHT THIS SCULPTURE

CARNY: GO GRAB THE PIECES I LEFT IN THAT OBSELIK SHAPED CORNER.

Thats not even remotley obselik shaped but okay

ill cue up for the mission...

I won't disapoint you buddy...

this cant be harder than expected

i have the peftect idea... making a statue of... carny himself... what other good present to give for our 52988 year annivessary
i bet Carny will LOVEEEEEEEeee it! Especially with bones from The Bone Zone. I wonder what country patented that

IF i wanted to make this the best statue ever I need funding, what type of funding could i get...? hmmm lets think real hard

Carny said to make bones using bones from the bone zone to make a sculpture... but not to build a sculpture, i think i just outsmarted the box. Wow. Like a prince of mail or something lol thats a good name

if i had like, ONE grand, actaully like 9.5k right now, i could totally wipe out all these other calcium lacking bone head's sculptures

lol haha lol

Oh goody, i have an idea... i could freeload off of, INVESToRs, yeah yeah INVESTors.... i know a bunch of investors who love bones, and meat as much as I do... which, with the bones provided at hand (litearlly), i could break a leg (litearlly) and catch the attentions of some... predatory... behavior... (litearlly) (in the business sense that they are SCAMMING ME! SCAMMERS I HATE SCAMMERS)!

oh... if these little... amp FIN bieans... SCAM, me... they will fear... the raft of it... the raft of... ME(at)

lol haha lol,