entry 6

Uhm excuse me?

Listen, I'm you from the future I think okay?
I don't know if any of this shit fucked up with multiverses or whatever.
Running out time hugh.

You were tasked with killing someone with a jump rope right?

Uhm, kind of, yeah, I think, I don't know some voice on the pho—

Okay yeah exactl—

Get away from me bitch, You appear out of nowhere and
expect whatever this is to be normal, the fuck you doing here?
You just appeared infront of my fucking eyes while I was on the phone.

I litearlly just told you I'm you from the future.

That doesn't answer what I just said, are you the guy on the phone???

No no no... It's some clock! Just like can you listen to me?

Sure, fine, yeah, whatever, go on.

The challenge for me is to go to any point in time and make the biggest change in history or sum shit.

Help a brother out, please.

Hmmm, if you really are me from the future what happens? Oh OH shit do I get all the girls with my pick up lines like you look malnourished n shit?

Just stop for now alright? Look if you help me I'll tell you okay? Also plus, you can do the jump rope challenge aight?

Sure, I guess.

Wait wait, do you have It Is Certain still and, ?

Yeah.

🎱 Signs point to yes

Alright good good cool cool, I lost It Is Certain,
this fuck shit doowad time travelling thing didn't even bring them with me.

what.

Okay, so, I have this machine right, given to me by the guy you heard on the phone.
And like, remember that one country Vosrid I travelled to?

Oh yeah yeah, that place was cool as fuck, the scenery and shit articulated as if god himself sculpted the mountains and plateus to give flavor and compliment eachother, invisioning his passion of greenery into an actual form of physical life with the shrubs n shit, damn that place is such beauty, what about it?

We are going to kill the leader and take over.

what.

Look, I know around 2003 one of the old leaders had a rally infront of massive audiences.

This was around the time that the country was under bad management
so if we could kill the leader, we would get the citizens on our side, which then we could rule.

How the fuck could we do that? That guy probably has secret service agents who'll beat the living SHIT out of us.

That's why two is better than one, I don't know. Can't be that hard, I'm trained in guns, I believe I can take them down.

Why do you say I and me instead of we? There's two of us, it sounds weird, and you look like a clown fool.

I know but like, the whole time travelling thing, I thought it would make sense.

You're doing it again.

WE'RE doing it again.